Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.

Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.

Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.

by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006

Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

stripper gum

Trident Tropical Twist get it's name because of its aroma and flavor similarities to that of the exotic dancer. Also known by its commonly used street names "Triple T" or "Orange Pack".

Matt is always chewing that Stripper Gum and random dudes keep putting dollar bills in his pants. Just remember fellas; theres "no sex in the Champagne Room".

by 619 Special Case July 24, 2011

school skipper

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

by Dew Divirgilio December 12, 2008

stripper slipper

A clear high heel shoe worn mostly by strippers in a strip club.

I think she was on her way to work at the club because she was wearing a tight skirt and her stripper slippers at the gas station.

by bigdamo94 September 1, 2007

Door Stopper

A large book, that is put on the floor, and used as a weight to keep a door open.

"When I began writing, I was more inclined to write a Door Stopper.".

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021