Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Standards

When some stand up for themselves and know their worth.

We are allowed to have standards.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Double Standard Debbie

N.)

1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.

2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.

God damn you're such a hypocrite. You spend all day talking about "men being trash" when you were sleeping with a married man. You are the worst kind of double standard Debbie.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Standard Paintfall dead body

Smells like tortilla but only on twice

ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌ ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌Standard Paintfall dead bodyب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇

by suckgaymer3212 November 4, 2020

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021