Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 06, 2023

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja March 19, 2016

Sperm Bibs

A womans breasts

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs

by February 16, 2022

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 02, 2013

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 01, 2012

The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT January 23, 2016