A very peculiar expression that has it's roots in Bowling Green, Ohio (as far as I know). Originally a group of friends used the term 'poof' to express 'promise on our friendship'. For example:
'Let's smoke a blunt.'
'Are you going to poof?'
Eventually 'poof' evolved to a general term for friendship. Obviously it has a different connotation in different contexts, but the other definitions of the word were largely ignored.
It also just so happened that this group of friends really, really loved their cocaine. For whatever reason the phrase 'snort cocaine on our friendship' evolved, and shortly after the acronym 'scoof' did as well. I'm not sure how widely used it is, but if you ever encounter someone in BG using the word then you know what's up.
'Let's smoke a blunt.'
'Are you going to poof?'
Eventually 'poof' evolved to a general term for friendship. Obviously it has a different connotation in different contexts, but the other definitions of the word were largely ignored.
It also just so happened that this group of friends really, really loved their cocaine. For whatever reason the phrase 'snort cocaine on our friendship' evolved, and shortly after the acronym 'scoof' did as well. I'm not sure how widely used it is, but if you ever encounter someone in BG using the word then you know what's up.
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- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
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a penis smoofurdium is street-slang, or slander for ejaculating your penis, while at the same time petting your cat ( it must be smokey gray, or look like tech 9ne, dogs dont count.) to achieve smoofurdium you must tickle your mother with one of your pubic hairs, while turning your rectum inside out and, you half to have a swimming pool, if you dont, i dont care about you. 'nuff said.
a penis smoofurdium is street-slang, or slander for ejaculating your penis, while at the same time petting your cat ( it must be smokey gray, or look like tech 9ne, dogs dont count.) to achieve smoofurdium you must tickle your mother with one of your pubic hairs, while turning your rectum inside out and, you half to have a swimming pool, if you dont, i dont care about you. 'nuff said.
josh miller: yeah, my mom totally freaked when you tickled the shit out of her with your dick froe.
cameron carter: fuck yeah, best penis smoofurdium ever man.
and a box.
cameron carter: fuck yeah, best penis smoofurdium ever man.
and a box.
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You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!
Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!
You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!
Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!
by adamgnizzel November 22, 2007
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person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already
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