An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.
Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."
Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."
Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."
by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011
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Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"
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Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.
Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
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Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
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Example 2:
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