zooey shaft 

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

zooey shaft by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025

Strait Shaft 

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

Strait Shaft by Stanalost March 24, 2025

Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need

“Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”

Bunting Shaft by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025

Blast the shaft 

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

Blast the shaft by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

The Final Shaft 

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

The Final Shaft by MM1988 July 21, 2011

V to the Shaft 

The shape of the lower part of your stomach that leads to your dick... only seen with fit men

I need to start working out because I need to get my V to the Shaft

V to the Shaft by NFlows May 10, 2016

old hell shaft 

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

old hell shaft by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018