by TheVenetianBamboo April 08, 2016
Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
by TheChens December 12, 2019
When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
by Kume39 September 29, 2015
The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.
by opposito June 24, 2017
by Ryguy18287491 September 23, 2022
1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.
2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.
2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.
by L-pain420 December 27, 2011
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb January 31, 2016