american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

by Angus McMurtrie April 22, 2006

compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

screw head

some one who listens to screwed and chopped music a type of music originating from houston texas

that boy a screw head all he listen to is screwed music

by screwed and chopped September 19, 2009

Screw

A type of music that is at a half speed.
It is mainstream popular in southern states, and disliked by many.

Why is that music slow, baby?

It's called screw, Grandma.

by Maurice July 2, 2003

screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted

I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.

by anonymous December 21, 2003

Screw

A metal object used to hold other metal (usually) objects together. It works with a spiral tip that you twist and turn into an inverted spiral hole.

I should prolly screw a screw into that there bookshelf.

by Bigface October 27, 2004

Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

by Big Poppi July 28, 2014