the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
Get the dichter scalemug. "He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
Get the Dicktor Scalemug. Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the HO-scalemug. Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
Get the Middy Scalemug. The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.
The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.
The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.
The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
by OrnathologistFred December 8, 2016
Get the The Wishart Scalemug. How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
Get the vagitudinal scalemug. The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010
Get the Boner Scalemug.