Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Homer Simpson approach

which is to keep on doing the same thing despite a lack of success

I am going to use the Homer Simpson approach and invest billions of dollars on my enemies that want to see me destroyed and hope they will do what I want them to do.

by Dungeonmaster3 November 22, 2011

shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

the simpsons

a hilarious tv show that started off as a simple program in like, 19 something. and as grown more and more popular ever since. creator matt groening thought it wouldn't be popular, but here we are today, some watching it this very second.

let's watch The Simpsons tonight!

by santicorncob May 7, 2018

Luke simpson

A Tiktok thot nigger, but kinda thicc and would smash

Bus down lemme see Luke Simpson bus down

by Pookolo February 17, 2019

bart simpson

bart simpson is a state of mind. some of the characteristics of someone with this state of mind are: school-hating, badly behaved, lots of attitude and a pot head

isabel is literally the embodiment of bart simpson

by shitttzngigglez March 15, 2020