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humble sammy

updated humble pie cause ain’t nobody makin a pie
wow lilly has a huge ego, she needs to eat a humble sammy
by Bob Fonob September 2, 2021
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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009
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Miami Sammy

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
by MF12321 February 18, 2009
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sneaky sammy

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.
Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.
by wienerwilly2269 November 13, 2011
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Scramblin' Sammy

A man who engages in sex with a girl, whose parents are in the next room. When the man is fully naked he girl shouts out "Mom! Dad! Come here for a second!" When the man scrambles madly to get his clothes back on, he is known as a Scramblin' Sammy.
"Dude, how was your date with Lindsay yesterday?"

"She's such a bitch. She turned me into a Scramblin' Sammy."
by RyersonKid February 13, 2014
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Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019
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bust a sammy

Brooo,I had to bust a sammy yesterday.
by Bigdaddylungs March 23, 2017
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