Returd

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

by justkingdion April 23, 2011

Rotorcade

Noun. A procession of multiple helicopters flying together in a uniform pattern to a single destination.

The Presidential rotorcade of Army helicopters left the White House this afternoon transporting the first family to Camp David.

by H Ziz May 14, 2011

Roburkey

The holiday way to call a male with the name of Robert (Rob) during November around Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving Roburkey!

by Danny13 January 12, 2012

Rotary Dialed

fingering a girl until orgasm

Did you get rotary dialed by that guy last night?

Like a 80's phone.

by Desserttiger January 13, 2012

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013

returdatator

A toilet where when you flush a poo, it comes back to you.

When you take a poo and flush a piece of poo comes back out. My old toilet is such a returdatator

by lucky spider April 27, 2014