Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.

Y’all are rooster bags.

by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022

rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

rooster spotting

When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".

Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD

by Sam_Antics December 1, 2016

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018

Red Rooster

The best Australian fast food chain that is a great place to work. Best place to eat. Best rippa rolls. Whole roast chicken. BBQ Boxes full of BBQ Bacon, Cheese and Hash Brown and Tender Chicken burger, tasty mash potato, a large piece of fried chicken wings and stuffed chips! Try the whole big feast or rooster feed! The whole roast chicken is there! I ate the whole chicken because I am a pig. I always eat the BBQ Bacon Box so I am also a cannibal. A cannibal pig. I eat bacon and chicken. I also eat while chugging Mtn Dew and pigging the hell out of Doritos. RED ROOSTER IS THE BEST PLACE TO EAT EVER! THE BEST PLACE EVER! Best to eat, worst to work. A worser way of working in Red Rooster is doing community service for Red Rooster.

I am a cannibal pig. I am not a carnivore at least. I eat cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. I hogged the whole roast chicken. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Red Rooster rulesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022