trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it

Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.

by Guru Voodoo January 10, 2009

J.K. Rowling

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.

Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*

by Percy October 17, 2005

as old as the Rolling Stones

Quite simply, since the "World's Greatest Rock'N'Roll Band" is still around today (they formed in 1962), they still put out great albums ("A Bigger Bang" is REALLY good!), they still deliver great shows (I saw them live in 1997), as well as the fact they invented hard rock which set the foundation for many more styles like heavy metal, punk rock and more, and most of the original rock'n'rollers are either dead (Chuck Berry and Little Richard are exceptions) or the original superstar bands are disbanded then this term refers to age and generations. Yet the Stones still draw in so many fans of all ages because they're still vibrant and alive despite their years. Because of their legendary ground-breaking status the Rolling Stones are also nicknamed the Granddaddies of Rock'N'Roll, or similar appelations.

I saw Live 8 on TV. I saw Will Smith do a brief set and up next was the psychedelic rock powerhouse Pink Floyd. Of the four musicians, bassist Roger Waters looked the best - he sported a shock of gray hair, yet he still had all his hair. On the other hand, what hair guitarist David Gilmour had left was thinning and nearly white and he had a paunch. Drummer Nick Mason and keyboardist Richard Wright (R.I.P.) had their hair salt and pepper laced with gray. Still, they played really well. It's sad to realize that this was to be the last Pink Floyd show ever but this unforgettable evening was a wonderful way for the band to make their fare-dee-well. After I saw this I switched off the boob tube and told my folks about it outside. I had seen Pink Floyd live in 1994 and they looked different (older) in 2005. My dad said "What do you figure? Pink Floyd is as old as the Rolling Stones". Well, Pink Floyd DID form before I was born. Who will carry the torch? Richard Wright, R.I.P.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

rolling

V. The effects of taking ecstacy or MDMA. Term coined due to the rolling back of ones eyes into ones skull as a result of pure rapture.

Ex. Dude, I was rolling my ass off at the christmas rave.

by Sarah Gee August 14, 2006

Rooing

When your penis is erect, protruding from, and held vertical by the wasteband of your underwear and pants, you are 'Rooing'.

This is usually a way to attempt to control an unexpected erection, and is used to avoid pitching a tent.

This is in reference to a baby kangaroo (a joey) peeking out from his mother's pouch.

*people watching sexy videos!*

--"Whoa! That was super-sexy! Let's go on a beer run!"

"Dude, I totally can't get up from the couch just now...I'm Rooing! Flip over to Anderson Cooper 360 for like two minutes and i'll be good to go!"

--"Right on! Just don't lift your shirt--I don't want to see that Joey!"

by jason gross July 15, 2008

Rooting a girl

Sticking you dick inside her tight pussy going balls deep in the forest

i got lots of scratches rooting a girl last night

by Hisgirl8888 August 8, 2015