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riff

improvised part of a jazz tune
(check out your favorite jazz song)
by Anonymous November 26, 2002
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Amish Rifle

A sex act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his penis between another bearded man's butt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. When his "rifle" becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his penis and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning "POW!!!! Fear the Beard"
Dude 1: Man what is all over your beard?

Dude 2: Oh, got a little wild and I was the target of an Amish Rifle

Dude 1: Man.... that's brutal

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I woke up to him yelling "FEAR THE BEARD"
by BriansBrain November 15, 2011
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Riffer's Block

When a guitarist has a hard to coming up with new riffs. Similar to when a writer has trouble coming up with any new ideas.
Rhythm Guitarist: 'Come up with any new riff for tomorrow's practice?'

Lead Guitarist: 'No, sorry, I had Riffer's Block.'
by guitargod69 May 9, 2010
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riff-tips

Extremely pointy nipples that seem to snarl up at you from the depths of hell. These things are holy shit nasty.
Dude, that chick I finally got in the bed last night? She had a bad case of the riff-tips.
by GUYTHATNEVERDIES January 21, 2009
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rifle whipped

The act of beating someone up with a rifle. Similar to pistol whipped.
Henry Fleming from the novel Red Badge of Courage got rifle whipped.
Lawrence Okerchiri originated the word rifle whipped.
by QuickDraw Mc-Graw Fandango September 27, 2010
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ruffe

Something someone slips into a girl's drink so he can have sex with her
Peter wants to slip a ruffe into Tara's drink so he can have sex with her.
by Paul May 13, 2005
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