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Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.
by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012
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nut rake

The eyelashes of a person who gives oral sex to men and receives ejaculate to the face.
Karen's nut rakes were on fleek after her visit to an eyelash extensionist.
by Ihatesoccermomslutyuppies July 27, 2016
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gravel raker

An erection so throbbing hard and long lasting, it feels as if you could rake gravel with it
My old lady came home from the bar drunk and fell on her knees, so I slapped her in the face with my gravel raker
by Grt2017 January 22, 2017
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Cheese Racket

A room filled with overly gaseous individuals.
Jesus timmy, its hard to breath in there! Fat bastards are running a cheese racket.
by Subzerohero March 4, 2018
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sack rake

The act of raking the underside of your partners sack for pleasure. Turn your palm upward and set your fingers in order to create a ‘bear claw’ pose. Plant the ‘claw’ at the base of the nut sack and scratch forward. Plant, Rake, Repeat. The act is concluded upon your partners climax or aborted at the first hint of blood. Great for a tired, sweaty, itchy sack.
Steve came home from work after a tough day. Bill suggested a sack rake. Steve accepted and Bill DELIVERED!
by Scooby Dooby Steve July 2, 2018
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Yawn Rake

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.

After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
Gareth yawn raked Beth.

Gareth is a yawn rakist.

Gareth was proscecuted for yawn rake.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
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Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.
Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake
by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020
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