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Rod-Love

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
mugGet the Rod-Lovemug.

Stinky Rod

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.
"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."
by Drury Lane September 3, 2006
mugGet the Stinky Rodmug.

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005
mugGet the fuel rodmug.

Rod man

it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls
by Havit17 June 10, 2018
mugGet the Rod manmug.

flaming rod

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male
John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
mugGet the flaming rodmug.

Stick Rod

When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole
Dad i stick rodded

Nigga da fuq
by NiggerBabyKFC June 1, 2015
mugGet the Stick Rodmug.

Ass Rod

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.
man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.
by New York Yank-these September 6, 2013
mugGet the Ass Rodmug.

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