Regretist

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots

Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.

by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021

Regretos

When you know you fucked up by hitting up that taco shop

Man that spot was a straight regretos, ain’t ever going back there.

by mrSirNasty July 1, 2022

regretel

What an animal wif a securely-gripping prehansel tail never feels when hanging from a branch.

Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.

by QuacksO June 4, 2023

Regretevator wiki

the worst place ever according to the Pilgrammed wiki hosted on fandom. As it is described and comparable to Sodom and Gomorrah's sins. No really, it's not even regretevator and more ships and sexuality. It is also considered the Pilgrammed wiki's official swear word according to its users.

ThePilgrammed: "Are we actually gonna make the regretevator wiki the pilgrammed wiki's official swear word?. Or, is it a different thing"
NotReallyANames: "Make it a slur for this wiki. AT THIS POINT ITS ONLY THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT"

by SmokedPilgrim August 16, 2024

regretevator

awesome refigeratior game

lets play regretevator

by All the keyboard combinations January 3, 2024

Regrettizing

The mixture of realizing/realising something and ultimately regretting it at the same time - often used by people who quit drugs and realise what they have gotten into.

Person A: "Oh man, I've just been to rehab and I just now am regrettizing what I did to myself.."
Person B: "Ooof, best of luck mate!"

by Dounial December 5, 2023

Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.

I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.

by TOPHAND February 29, 2024