Quaff

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.

Holy fuck! McDonald quaffed in a Doritos Cup on the school trip!

by Pootie October 5, 2003

Quaf

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"

by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006

Quabec pizza

its the pop-tart with the ketchup

Justin Timberlake:Quabec pizza she's good

by stompzilla June 19, 2008

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head

u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off

by phil May 13, 2005

Quake

Game produced by ID Software. Has fast-paced, mindless, frag-fest action.
Quake players (See "Quake Monkey") often spread to team-based games like Battlefield 1942 and ruin it with their score-whoring.

"Quake is home to abunch of n00bs."

by Brian September 10, 2003

quaces

A hybrid of "Q" and "aces" (originally from Jeff Long). A VERY good thing. Possibly the best.

That catsuit looks totally quaces.

by Hamish Robertson April 13, 2006