porch goose

Noun: derogatory for a Brazilian, or someone that speaks Portuguese
Portuguese > porch geese > porch goose

you blow at this game, you fucking porch goose!

by Cmasterflex August 5, 2014

porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

by BladeIII May 7, 2008

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

Porch Rocket

A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine

The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket

by Chris "lilwang" Reich March 30, 2009

Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 22, 2011

scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 19, 2006