Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!

I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.

by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008

puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.

It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

pulled an Andre

When you do something extremely retarded.

John: "Yo man I just pulled an Andre"
Tim: "What did you do man?"
John: "I filled up my gasoline car with diesel at the gas station."
Tim: "You definitely pulled an Andre there."

by DHoward4life October 6, 2010

pulled a meadow

Being unable to get into a parking spot while parallel parking. In honor of Meadow Soprano in the final episode of The Sopranos.

I totally pulled a Meadow trying to park. Took me four tries.

by Paul Boellner July 30, 2007

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason.

My girlfriend didn't want to help me cuz she had to go shopping. She's a purse out.

by Captain Archibald Haddock November 14, 2007

Pulled a Free Willy

Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.

In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.

"So did you pass that English final?"

"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu

by bellinblack6 September 28, 2008

pulled a mike

mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.

it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.

to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)

BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you

by ipulledamike April 22, 2011