#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
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