3 definitions by MrFlagg

guy - that picture of you is hotter than the surface of the sun
girl - innorite
by MrFlagg September 7, 2006
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A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.
Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!
by MrFlagg January 19, 2007
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When you're forced to listen to whatever the cat owner is talking about because their cat is sitting on you and you don't want to disturb it
Whiskers curled up on me so Alice had a cattive audience for her rantings.
by MrFlagg March 28, 2018
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