Definitions by MrFlagg

cattive audience 

When you're forced to listen to whatever the cat owner is talking about because their cat is sitting on you and you don't want to disturb it

Whiskers curled up on me so Alice had a cattive audience for her rantings.

cattive audience by MrFlagg April 12, 2018

pudeerio 

A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.

Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!

pudeerio by MrFlagg January 22, 2007

innorite 

short for "I know, right?"

guy - that picture of you is hotter than the surface of the sun
girl - innorite

innorite by MrFlagg September 7, 2006