puff cunt

1. An oversized or engorged female genetalia that is usually caused from excess weight gain and tight pants

2. An extremely large moose knuckle or camel toe

Did you see Kelly's puff cunt? It was so big that her pants were bursting at the seams!

by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

pfft

A word overly used on Groupme by Legion UK Qonqr players, thanks to Hells.

Pfft. There is no pffting way you can pfft in here. If you do, you can pfft off!

by UKintel August 13, 2014

Denny Puff

Exhaling smoke from a cigarrette or blunt without inhaling it into the lungs,but simply keeping it in your mouth. This is used by people who do not know how to smoke and try to seem cool.

That gook was Denny Puffin all over the place.

by CrazyEuropeans January 6, 2005

pfft

a noise you make when you are bored with something someone is saying

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."

by j-a-m-ooooooo June 4, 2004

pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

Corn Puff

The opposite of a poof. A masculine, straight (non-homosexual) man. Can be used when accidentally calling someone a poof within earshot of the person (see Example 2 below).

Example 1:

"Yo dawg, he ain't no poof, he's a corn puff."

Example 2:

Person 1 (to Person 2) "Move it poof"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "What did you call me?"
Person 1 (to Person 2) "A Corn Puff"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "Aw. Thanks for the compliment dawg."

by HungarianBoi August 25, 2011

Puffed Out

Originating from New Zealand, To be 'Puffed Out' means, short of breath, after much exertion.

Tom: I just ran 100 meters whilst smoking 3 different kinds of cigarettes.
Frank: Wow... you must be Puffed Out

by mypants69 December 12, 2010