Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

by I_want_pain December 2, 2019

Preston

The love of my life and i’m every universe we are truly ment to be and I love you so so much… Typically a tall handsome cowboy who uses his insane singing and guitar skills to lure you in then his sweetness will ultimately bag you…anyway I love you Preston ❤️

awh he is such Preston

Preston… that describes very few

by ToryDatBoi August 2, 2025

Preston

Preston is very cute and sexy. He loves his girlfriend Angela and has a big black cock.

Preston is nice and cute

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Preston's cock

A chicken restaurant

"Lets go to Prestons cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"

by Oyeoye March 16, 2024

Preston

Amazing boy with brown hair, and gorgeous blue eyes. Incredibly Athletic. Not very book smart but has a lot of common sense. Amazingly good in bed.

Preston is so fine!

by soccerislyfe5789 March 29, 2017

Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022