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Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019
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Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.
What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”
by spicy mayo February 27, 2020
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Food Purgatory

The act of being forbidden to receive food made by a coworker because you were being rude.
“Oh, you want to say something rude, well now you’re in food purgatory.”
by FP12345 April 11, 2020
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Child predator

Men who are only attracted to and hunt out young girls to give them sexual favors
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turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by anonymous September 18, 2020
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cock predator

A gay male who does nothing but think of ways to get all the cocks around him
This cock predator was checking me out
by antigaraantigay77 antigay77aaa October 16, 2020
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consensual predator

The use of dating sites and apps to find a person who will “consensually” participate with a “predators” whims or desires.
Frank uses his dating apps to find women that are ready to “go.” I feel like he some sort of predator of the times! He’s a consensual predator!
by Glamrockster November 28, 2020
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