Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.

Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...

by Rafitz July 6, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

poopy pants prather

Any person with a proclivity to passing out and taking a shit in their pants after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude, you were being a real "poopy pants prather" last night. My apartment is real tony now because of you.

by P-Rave April 2, 2009

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010

Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011

Patchwork

Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.

Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.

by Briano4 March 28, 2009

patchworker

n. one of an increasing number of people unable to find full-time employment, so who resort to taking many part-time jobs without benefits.

"Yeah I just got my master's degree but I'll probably still be a patchworker when I'm 30."

by Brian H. February 15, 2004