Posteraro

The last name of my true love. Anyone named Posteraro is da most sexii, loving, hot, sexii, funny, sexii, hot, enjoyable person you'll eva meet and fun to be around. This girl will turn you on like crazy, and you'll love whats on the outside AND the inside. True Love at first BEAUTIFUL sight. When you meet a Posteraro, your life will be changed forever.

Joe: Hey, what's up?
Paul: Whoa, i met a Posteraro yesterday. That's the most turned on i've been since the 6th grade. We're goin' out now, and my life is perfect.
Joe: DUUUUUUUUUDE! I'm so jealous! I hope to someday meet a Posteraro.

by ilovesexiippl April 11, 2009

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

porter

A traditional dark beer style originating from London.Its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.The now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.

pint of porter please landlord

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

porter potty

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.

"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"

by Meech March 28, 2005

porter

A very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. Called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. It allowed them to not have to stop to eat

Yuengling makes good porter

by O'Flionn December 9, 2008