pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

Food Porn

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.

I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

by Memefield July 12, 2014

Douche Porn

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.

Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

by The Nation of Stankonia March 9, 2014

porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008

suffer porn

The suffering and agony of characters in books, TV series, movies, etc. Usually tragedy happens to the main character of a story, causing the viewer/reader to continuously be entertained by the protagonist's pain and suffering.

"Tokyo Ghoul is my suffer porn."

"Harry potter just turns into suffer porn near the end of the series."

"Quentin Tarintino knows how to make great suffer-porn."

by Mosry March 5, 2017

ghost porn

porn that is made so long ago, that you know for sure that everyone in it is dead.

We just saw some ghost porn from 1910

by vugluskr February 4, 2010