by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

by Harley Quinn Greer December 18, 2017

by wangsauce December 7, 2022

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"
Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
by Friends Show July 19, 2025

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013
