Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

Porch of Geese

A line from family guy

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"

by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023

porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Porch man

A porch man is urself

Ur dad is a porch man

by Porch man March 1, 2022

porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020