paddington

Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.

To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"

by Simon Lepik July 9, 2005

Figgy Pudding

When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.

Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!

by Law and January 22, 2008

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

by Habeeb February 1, 2008

pudding belly

An enlarged abdomen, usually from eating too much.

Her pudding belly tells me she has difficulty resisting sugary foods.

by Skeptical Senior October 12, 2014

Pudding

Butts

Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?

by Dr. Parsinomious Cambridge September 22, 2017

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017