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slanging pipe

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe
by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019
mugGet the slanging pipemug.

Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.
Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.
by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015
mugGet the Pipe Wipemug.

Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
mugGet the Double Pipedmug.

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.
"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."
by Mockypoo September 16, 2017
mugGet the Auto Pipemug.

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
mugGet the scouring the pipesmug.

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch
"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"
by scheerio December 1, 2014
mugGet the leg pipemug.

pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.
Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!
by YRN smoove August 21, 2016
mugGet the pipe godmug.

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