Plastic

Lack of original design in ones own life.

At the end of their lives they realised they had been plastic in 'being'.

by Unstatistical bias August 15, 2018

Plasticsuperfruity

When your world is so plastic that besides plastic credit cards, decor fruit, and Christmas trees, you drive a mostly plastic car while your body is donated to get plasticized forever at the inevitable end.

Sugar that desperegina is so plasticsuperfruity that while sports barbie uses a plastic bandaid on a plastic bruise, she uses a plastic welding gun.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

by lordofthighs March 11, 2019

Plastican

A person who doesn't use metal silverware because they orally react to metal which leads them to fits of sputtering mayhem and green coloring. People at parties often encourage them to use silverware so they can get free fireworks.

She's really a Martian Plastican as you will see if she uses silverware.

by Socraticster September 10, 2019

plastic

Kylie Jenner

you: did u hear that song hRIIISE n SHIIINE?
me: yes, the singer is plastic

by SelenaRose October 21, 2019