penis

Male Genitalia.
The one thing that drives a men to everything!

Guy: Baby I’ve got something to show you.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.

by Wolfdg8myS0ul November 26, 2009

penis

somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.

quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming!

by Garrett Johnson June 4, 2003

penis

the male organ that is placed on your face.

" look at that guy, he has a penis on his face. "

by Luluu December 28, 2005

Penis

something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you

by yeah May 15, 2003

Penis

1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

by Zombehs August 31, 2006

Penis

Penis: to sneeze violently

Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

by Decaying_one December 28, 2005

penis

male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.

she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.

by taylor March 24, 2003