Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.
I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.
by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018
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Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"
Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.
by Cjmar December 28, 2020
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Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".
"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".
by Roxi Belaire September 05, 2011
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Political definitions

A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.
Someone: Searches Joe Biden

*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*

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political christianity

Similar to (political correctness). When someone claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ but worries more about offending others than offending Jesus.
She practices political Christianity religiously but that won't get her into heaven
by ThaNana December 09, 2018
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The Political Virus

Hearts of Iron 4: The Political Virus is a hypothetical HoI4 mod that would be set in 2020's and woule be about a scenario where Covid-19 utterly destroyed neoliberalism and leading the world to become fully insane and completely unrecognized as it is nowadays, where the North America got into a warlord era, Europe is struggling between several extremist and totalitarian governments, Russia is now RSFSR 2.0, PRC is a totalitarian atheist country and the world is completely unrecognized as it is nowadays.
You really want to play The Political Virus when it releases, and it's cool, me too.
by Dumugian December 01, 2021
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