R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

PMS-bomb

A woman's unjustifiably aggressive reaction to a minor set of circumstances, or especially nothing.

So I forgot that she doesn't like pickels on her burgers. She totally freaked out, PMS-bombed me, and we broke up for two days.

by em-gee November 12, 2012

pmonibuvyctxrzeawqsdfghjkl

When you are too bored to do left to right, up to down, or backwards, so you skipped a letter each time, only to realize that you had to stop at W since there were no more spaces, and instead made a line for all the letters you skipped.

John: have you tried qwerty?
Joe: yeah.
John: how about the other types?
Joe: yeah.
John: why not pmonibuvyctxrzeawqsdfghjkl?
Joe: yeah sounds good.

by Bigdingalingsmagee May 25, 2018

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.

Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!

by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021

PMT

(acronym) Pearl Milk Tea also known as boba

Yo, I'm thirsty! Let's get some PMT now!

by ImaSerialKiller April 26, 2011

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 4, 2004

PMP

PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!

by Can't GetRight May 31, 2010