Player Gametoons

a weirdo from gametoons who always loses

guy 69: did you watch gametoons
guy 420: no what the flip is a game toon
guy 69: nvm i just think Player is cool
guy 420: whatever player is, it's not cool
guy 69: his name is technically Player Gametoons but ok
guy 420: my statement stands.

by BentPlayz222 February 10, 2022

Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.

Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

-obversedd

by Obversedd October 18, 2019

xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

Stem player

a new device created by Kanye West, you can buy that 200$ to listen to Donda 2 and other music with some good features

- hey do you have a stem player?
- yeah, i bought it for $200

by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2022

Hookah Player

Some one who gets to know as many people at the hookah bar that he can smoke free all night jumping table to table an essence playing pretty much and if he has to spend money its not much

Dude, look at that Hookah Player jumping from table to table i wish i had that much confidence to be like that

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008

football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

by eric February 26, 2005

player hater

One who Hates on everyone around them who have anything that the Player Hater does not have. Talks a lot of shit about people, and can quickly see any flaws in something or someone and can expose those flaws immediately.

Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson are up for the Player Hater of the year award.

by Ryan Lavigne April 13, 2006