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mp3 player

small compact and light weight portable digital audio media player that people can download illegal MP3 songs and put them on it
by randy [blur] robbins July 4, 2005
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valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022
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How To Be A Player

Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Fuck her right in the pussy
Step 3: Repeat
My friend gave me tips on how to be a player
by Doeboy Jr. July 23, 2014
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Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.
Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck
by Phantom034` November 3, 2008
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Female Player

A girl that’s confident and cunning, can juggle more than one relationship at a time without some being any the wiser and the others not caring because she’s worth it. Like a man she’s got a sexual appetite and gets bored easily, aka Nympho. At the foundation she’s not trying to gold dig or manipulate (some turn it into that baller, she’s not emotionaly unstable or Broken, she’s quite the Opposite, how else could she juggle so many men? she sees something she likes she goes for it, she enjoys the chase and once the chase is over if the sex isn’t good, next! She leaves men wanting more, and takes nothing more then his heart. She’s good at compartmentalizing and her attention to detail is keen and calculating. That’s why’s she’s so good at it, she has rules unlike her male player counterparts and that’s why they get caught and if and when she does she has no shame . Can’t get played if you know the rules of the game she says to her lover, men will never admit they got played! So take your emotionally unstable gold digging definitions and shove them! Realize women are simply better players and are better at keeping our emotions out of the game which is why all your definitions keep throwing them back in!
she says “honestly the sex wasn’t that good I’m just not interested” he says “your just a fuckin female player!” She replies “Shouldn’t have caught feelings, I didn’t”
by Str8tTruth September 7, 2018
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baseball player

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015
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movement player

a CS:GO player that thinks they are a woman

they can be found playing on mirage or nuke all day trying to hit clips to post on their youtube channel with 12 subscribers

also listens to terrible drain gang music and makes it their lifestyle 😬
Movement Player: did you see that newgen I just clipped!?!? that's definitely going into the montage!! DRAIN GANG$!!!!

Teammates: please leave us alone
by djmoney42069 June 8, 2021
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