Philip

Philip is an amazing young lad who is Scottish and hates sluts. Especially those in his grade
He is high achieving and judges everyone.
Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword
Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers.
Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.

philips penis

by ilovephillip February 4, 2018

Philippines

An archipelago country in the Pacific Ocean.

The Philippines is the Mexico of Asia.

by FO August 27, 2017

Philip

A small little gay man. Who’s most likely to run over your dog and steal your house. He can’t be loved.

Dad who ran our dog? Philip. And he’s taking out house son of a dog biscuit.

by Ihatephilipandgage December 5, 2018

Philia

Basically a way to say that you have a fetish without actually saying that you have a fetish.

Me: hey why do you have a fetish for reptile furry?

Triggered Person: it's not a fetish it's a philia you dumb cunt!!!!!

by Antoni van Leewenhoek November 11, 2016

Air Philippines

Another word for sandals/flip-flops worn by filipinos

Yo check out those nice Air Philippines!!!!!I think imma have to shoot him for them!!!!

by Mysterious Pinoy February 12, 2005

philipino pound cake

a girl is donkey punched by a filipino guy and eats a cake frosted with her feces.

Meg Ryan felt pretty bad after eating a philipino pound cake last night.

by TigerJonesWaffleCraze May 9, 2009

Philip

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall dark and handsome, sweet and kind. Usually has a manly beard.

eg. That guy is such a Philip!

by missphilly August 7, 2011