The Phat Controller

A man who controls all the puss.

See that guy right there he has slurrped over a thousand puss,he truly is The Phat Controller.

by Flashington January 8, 2012

Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand

white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.

by Dubiks April 11, 2019

phased

To come across a situation that is completely unexpected or a moment where one is not prepared for what's to come

I was forced to go up there and sing a song, but I bombed it because I was completely phased.

by Earl S. April 27, 2009

Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"

Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)

by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006

Geezle peats

Geezle peats is a phrase many use when words escape them. It can be used in almost any conversation. Insert this phrase when you are angry, surprised, sad, unsure, etc,. It can be used to replace phrases such as: Are you kidding me?, Wow!, etc,. The origin of this word comes from the exclamation "GEEZ!"

Mom: Go clean your room
Person: GEEZLE PEATS MOM!

by Aluhsun May 16, 2009

phat

a girl with a big butt

mike-wow that girl is phat
chris-i dont think shes fat but she does have a big butt
mike-thats wat phat means

by shavonne byrd July 2, 2008

phat farm

Founded by Russell Simmons in 1992, Phat Farm takes the best of mainstream culture and infuses it with aspirations of sophisticated American youth. This mixture gives Phat Farm a universal appeal that makes the brand a classic. Phat Farm's high quality fabrics and detailed designs represent the lifestyle of those who strive for the best.

yo! i lyk ur phat farm jeans.

by stevie4life2003 August 8, 2005