1: Something women endure for
money or semen.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a
man that causes him to put aside
solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
Timothy used his penis to
abuse his wife on their honeymoon. He
later made up for it with years of handing over his paycheck for his
mistake.