penis

The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.

Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.

by Big Hard on September 13, 2003

penis

somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.

quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming!

by Garrett Johnson June 4, 2003

penis

the male organ that is placed on your face.

" look at that guy, he has a penis on his face. "

by Luluu December 28, 2005

Penis

1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

by Zombehs August 31, 2006

Penis

something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you

by yeah May 15, 2003

Penis

Penis: to sneeze violently

Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

by Decaying_one December 28, 2005

penis

male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.

she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.

by taylor March 24, 2003