Penis Cum

When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out

Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*

by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

Funny penis sex

Penis sex that is very funny, the most common kind of penis sex.

Dude, I totally had funny penis sex with Jessica last night! She kept referencing Hans Teeuwen, it was awesome!

by Intellect 2 November 15, 2020

Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

pepper spray penis

The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.

Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!

by DisCHORDDubstep April 13, 2014