peener

Penis/wiener: peener

Your peener is so erect.

by sandrider March 28, 2015

big-peenitus

A rare disease in which the person with it has an extremely large penis. This disease is terminal.

John: Hey man, I just got back from my physical.

Bill: How'd it go?

John: I was diagnosed with big-peenitus

by getnfrisky December 14, 2009

Peener

When you get a boner which is caused by the necessity to urinate.

1:Yo why did Zak leave in such a hurry?
2: He has a peener

by Mwe911 June 23, 2011

Peen

Peen, Peening, Peened.

1. To investigate into a subject in order to revise or discover facts, theories or applications.

2. To free from dirt and foreign or extraneous matter.

1. I need to check this is correct, I'll Peen it

2. This room is getting a bit messy, It needs to be Peened.

by Bighippo August 27, 2012

peents

When you pee in your pants and someone asks you why your pants are wet and you just look at them and say peents, because it sums up what you did.

Cat "Vicky, why are your pants wet?"
Vicky "peents"
Cat "oh that sucks"

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

peen tap

a male getting hit in the testicles

jake peen tapped me

by blake davies May 21, 2004

Peen

A peen is an excess flap on a woman's clitoral hood. Most women get it removed at birth but some have to cut it every month.

Look at her peen.

by laksbros June 17, 2020