patioed

A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.

Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."

by Math-Class October 29, 2012

Pantidiliantic

To be so astounded that it literally drops your pants/panties.

Person 1: Dude, i just won the lottery!
Person 2: So? I just did your crush.
Person 1: *Looks down* MY PANTS! Well, that's just Pantidiliantic.

by Bibachah May 8, 2013

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013

pantie bug

When a man shoves his penis in a girls panties

Guys! Last night I gave my girl the pantie bug!

by No-need-to-know May 8, 2015

Pantie Collection

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.

I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.

by youngsplurge June 10, 2015

Pantify

To wear Pants, Slacks, Trousers or Jeans so high on your Waist that the Crotch presses against your Genitalia, just like Panties---to some people, it can feel good, and looks Sexy, too.

Past Tense: Pantified

I like to PANTIFY my Jeans, because the legs are so long they would drag the ground otherwise.

Both Women and Men can look good PANTIFIED.

by Pretty_Handsome_Unisex October 1, 2016

panthose queen

An older man whom showers young woman in luxury in return for sexual or non sexual favors

My panthose Queen wants a Lexus and I want some head. We were both happy.

by Elixa Rose June 16, 2017