But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

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Baa Lamb

A Baa Lamb is a Lamb born before March,
The term originated from Wales.

"Lambs? But it's only February?"
"Awh look at the little baa lambs!"

by G-God January 26, 2017

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Baby Lamb

A sheep less than one years old who has not given birth.

Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.

Person 1: Hey look! I got a baby lamb! Person 2: A lamb is a baby sheep, there’s no need to say “baby” in front of it. Did you drop out of grade school?

by DollyPartonsWig March 5, 2022

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Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021

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