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Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level
by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021
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Bone Numbers

Girls phone numbers that you phone/txt hoping to get some action from them.
Louis: Hey Wayne, did you pick up some bone numbers from the club last night?!

Wayne: Ya man i sure did, im working on one right now!
by t-rexmartin April 7, 2009
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Sex Tag Number

The number of tags you need to click in order to get from any word to the "sex" definition on Urban Dictionary. For most words, this only takes 1-3 clicks, but other words require 8 or more.

The easiest test is to click the "random" button, and navigate your way to the "sex" definition, using only tags. This is similar to the Wikipedia game, except that its 10 times easier since, for some reason, "sex" seems to be tagged a lot.
"Umm...I'm pretty sure the sex tag number is 2. That's the average. If its more than that, it's probably an obscure word."
by snakeye January 27, 2010
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Numa Numa

Though it's scientific name is Dragostea Din Tei, this virus is more commonly known as Numa Numa in North America. The virus enters through your ears, gets absorbed into your bloodstream, and attacks the brain. The virus cripples your judgement over good music, and you begin to love crazy techno-pop.
Dude #1: WTF is wrong with this guy?
Dude #2: He's come down with a severe case of Numa Numa.
by halo55555@hotmail.com July 18, 2005
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Numskullduggery

An amalgamation of "Numbskull" and "Skullduggery". Can be employed to describe an amusing, risqué, or banter-incucing act, as perpetrated by a numbskull.
Although not in common usage, would work best used by an Englishman, ideally a gentleman from the East End of London.
"Wot on the Sweet Lord's green erf joo fink you woz ap to larst night 'Arry?"

"Wojoomean boss? We wos jus 'avin a larf. Not mar fault the boys in blue turned ap!"

"Well yore faakin' numskullduggery nearly got us locked ap you tit!"
by Kilpin May 29, 2007
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Numbners

The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.
by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011
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Nummyface

Noun- {Num-eh-face}
1. An addendum to the term dsl, a phrase often used to describe a womans entire facial structure and general nummyness of the face. Used as a term of endearment by the more goofy couples, this term has been put into conversations since the ancient Mayan times.
Man 1 "Damn bro-asaurus look at the dsl's on that chica!"

Man 2 "Bro-chino she positively is all Nummyface for sure"
by The Neepshow January 28, 2012
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