Slug Lips

Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips

“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Road slug

Extremely slow driver on the road.

Honey, I'm gonna be late, there's a road slug in front of me.

by Amalright November 19, 2013

Moon Slugging

Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.

Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.

by da Val June 16, 2008

thug slug

A flaccid penis, softy

Put your plug plug away.
She told me to pull out my thug slug.

by The frog October 13, 2016

Slug in the chamber

Pooping in a urinal

"Holy fuck, someone put a slug in the chamber! Smells like shit when I piss."

by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.

Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.

by Sallytwist July 23, 2016