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NERD

being introverted and anti social and playing 24 hours a day scyrim is pathetic in this forum you are trying to make yourselves less boring and useless btw you dont have life and you thing that watching an anime is a high memory process
we use the word nerd to characterize useless antisocial suckers
by nerds sucks June 16, 2017
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nerd

you are a nerd😛😝
by ur moms homie January 10, 2022
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nerds

Not necessarily smart, just giving off the impression that they are. Often very sheltered from the outside world, spending whatever time on the internet updating their blogs that no one will ever read. Might also be really, really white due to their lack of sun, pasty almost. Not the most athletic people in the world, often have weird farmer's tans. For the most part wears glasses 24/7 and gets mad or irritated when they are removed or are in immediate danger. Often lacking basic important social skills, leading to easy embarrassment.

Yet with all this negative stereotyping toward this particular group. They will almost always make more money then you will ever make and will almost always have a way hotter wife then you will ever get.
"Look the nerds, there they are! Steal their glasses and take them out in the sun. Give them my homework too!"
by ian-ho July 16, 2008
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nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."
"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"
by Ace February 5, 2002
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NERD

Not
Even
Remotely
Dorky

Made famous by The Simpsons.
Homer: Hook it up, nerd!
Professor: To me, Nerd, means Not Even Remotely Dorky.
(or whatever the script was)
by Persephone~ August 14, 2009
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nerd

a synonym to gonorrhea. Or any kind of STD that makes your dick itch.
I'm sorry Desiree you've been diagnosed with nerd, your dick will itch for the rest of your life.
by funkzzz August 7, 2010
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nerd

Someone who is more interested in computers or star wars or d&D than fashion, music, or social life. It is not to be one. Please do not be one. I was there and have risen up out of nerddom and am much happier for the fact of that. Please put down the O'Reilly book, turn off Star Wars, put away the Pokemon cards, take off the tie, and start becoming more outgoing. You will thank me.
Being a nerd is not a good thing. Being proud of it is worse.
by Snakes on Plane October 19, 2006
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