Nestegg

When a man's penis is so small it doesn't extend farther then his pubic hair.

Dude, that guy's junk looks like a nestegg.

by Thedung August 26, 2012

neither

AKA- Taint, Chode, Gooch, Etc. It's the area between your ass and either your balls or pussy, depending on your gender.

Why do you refer to your taint as a "neither". Because it's "neither" your ass or your balls.

by Avery Wellington January 4, 2008

poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

by Wayne Cornish November 25, 2007

nester

An adjective refering to a person who is a slick, sly fox, the foxiest of them all.

Damn, that guy's a Nester

by AManThatLovesYou May 13, 2005

Nest Whore

Someone who Nests frequently and in most cases, with many different partners. We like to make fun of them.

Eli is a Nest Whore.

by Holstein September 3, 2010

Hooker's Nest

the location a hooker will take you to perform services. ie..incall, outcall.

the rooms attached to a brothel with numbers corresponding to the badge the prostitute is wearing.

"that chick's hooker's nest was nice. clean sheets, private and even hand a sink to take a whore's bath in..... I love this Brothel!!!"

by dirtycracker77 April 3, 2009

Neish

Exaggerates beyond normality.

What? That never happened your such a Neish.

by AlexandriaTheBest September 30, 2007