Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.

My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

by The Jax May 2, 2007

neighbro

a neighbor who is a close friend

taylor down the street is my neighbro

by mikeizzal February 22, 2009

Neil and Adrian Rayment

Twins. Martial Arts Experts. Biggest film to date : The Matrix Reloaded. Most recent film to date : Team One
Birth date : 14.05.70 (supposedly)
Birth Place : Minster, England (supposedly)
Claim to fame : "Handy hunks" on Better Homes, UK.

... twins... cool twins... awesomely cool twins...

by The Lilac Pilgrim March 31, 2004

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 9, 2003

Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

neiman's

Short for Neiman Marcus, a very high end department store based in Dallas, Texas. Known for extravagent merchandise and an over-the-top shopping experience.

Skookeshia looks real good, she done been shopping at Neiman's.

by Specialk#1 October 17, 2005

Neighbor

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.

Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.

by Yopmail User July 3, 2023